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Comic Sans Responds…

June 18th, 2010

In angry rant that’s reminiscent of the classic f#ckthesouth.com rant, Mike Lacher channels energy into defending the most hated font in the world. For anyone who has absolutely no idea why anyone would hate Comic Sans, go here.

The rant is here:
I’m Comic Sans, A$$hole.

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Christopher Ditto Fun

Ansca Corona + Lua = iPhone Application

January 7th, 2010

ansca corona analog clock iphone application

Today I built a nice looking iPhone application (an analog clock) and managed to build it in a language that I had never seen before in just an hour or so. This feat was entirely because of how simple the folks at Ansca have made programming for the iPhone.
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Christopher Ditto Fun, Web Code, Work

AnalogClock now available on the Firefox add on site

November 18th, 2009

AnalogClock Display Styles

At long last, my new open source Firefox add on, AnalogClock, is available for download from the Mozilla site. The clock uses the canvas tag to display an analog clock (with hands) in your browser status bar.

More info on my AnalogClock page.

Christopher Ditto Fun, Web Code

Kryptonite Lock versus a Bic Ball Point Pen

August 24th, 2009

Kryptonite Lock

More chore list this weekend included taking care of a bicycle in my garage that was locked up with a Kryptonite lock with no key (lost over several moves).

First thing I did was to text message a hard-core cycling friend, who suggested I YouTube search Bic Pen and Kryptonite. Turns out, opening an older cylinder-lock Kryptonite product is, with a bit of luck, actually pretty easy.

This lock picking technique revelation was made public a few years back, and Kryptonite quickly offered to fix the locks (a good percent of them could be opened) but only a small percent of owners took advantage of the offer.

  1. Step one was to find a ball point pen, and reduce it down to a single hollow plastic cylinder.
  2. The next step was to jam the plastic cylinder into the lock (not too hard) and rotate it around fruitlessly for about 9 minutes.
  3. Step three was to give the plastic cylinder a medium-strength tap with a hammer.
  4. With a few more twists back and forth, voila, the lock opened and the bicycle was saved.

My attempt to open my lock took about ten minutes, but I could probably do it again in just a few minutes by fast forwarding to the hammer step.

PS: If any bike thieves are reading this, I hate you. You and your kind have taken two of my favorite possessions from me at a time in my life when I couldn’t afford to replace them.

Christopher Ditto Fun, Trivia